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Unread October 18th, 2004, 08:01 PM   #1
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No, the title is not just a clever way to use the word 'sombrero' in the sex forum, its the most embarassing sex story I've got.

Now, I'm obviously not the first guy to put a condom on wrong, I understand this. How many guys, however, have done it more than once... in the middle of daylight? For some reason, I always want to put them on like hats, rather than condoms. They look like little sombreros, and my girlfriend was calling me "Chico" for like two weeks... :shifty:

I did that like four times. Damnit.

Anyone else have embarassing sex stories?

NOTE: Yes, I knew to throw the misused one away, not flip it around and put it on.
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Unread October 18th, 2004, 11:13 PM   #2
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I'm not a guy...but damnit, I can't figure the condom out either! I have to study the damn thing to get it, and no one wants to wait that long when they are anxiously awaiting sex!! So, he just takes it and puts it on then. lol

As for embarrassing sex stories...one time, we were doing rear entry, and then all of a sudden I had this huge cramp in my lower abdomen. I seriuosly thought I was either going to explode or throw up...my boyfriend thought he killed me, I was in a lot of pain. Turns out, there was just air being pushed up my vagina (or, something along those lines) by his dick and I was just being a wussy. oh dear god, I was embarrassed.
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Unread October 19th, 2004, 01:37 PM   #3
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LOLerskates. Hah. I've never thought of using a condom as a mini penis hat. TOOO FUNNY. I can't wait for my gf to come home next just so i can show her my little "penis sombrero". She will get quite a kick out of it.

As for putting on a condom. Put it on, slide your fingers down your shaft, if it doens't want to roll down your shaft, turn it around and try again. Its a 50, 50 chance and usually the way that the little cum reservoir pops up is usually up.
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Unread October 19th, 2004, 01:48 PM   #4
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lol... are you refering to those funny pics..... roofletrain? or am i just lost.
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Unread October 19th, 2004, 05:58 PM   #5
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oh come on, THATS your most embarassing sex story??
hahahhaa. just wait.. just you wait!

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Unread October 19th, 2004, 06:18 PM   #6
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Err, I don't get it. It's not hard. Condoms unroll only one way...
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Unread October 19th, 2004, 07:01 PM   #7
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haha yea im with nyne..
this is your most embarrassin'?
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Unread October 19th, 2004, 08:02 PM   #8
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Unread October 19th, 2004, 10:46 PM   #9
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I don't really have any truly embarrassing sex stories. Well, besides the usual stuff that happens to all couples. I think the worst thing that ever happens to me is that.. okay. I enjoy being on top. I enjoy being slightly rough. But I'd say at least half the time, my leg.. well, more like my ass cramps up, and then I have to un-cramp it and FAST. Otherwise, I'll be stuck in an awkward sex position while in ridiculous amounts of pain. It kind of sucks, but it could be worse. I could actually GET stuck like that...
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Unread October 20th, 2004, 12:14 AM   #10
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I first thought of the "farting" noises that occurred once...were those ever loud

Then I remembered something else....being at a party and getting a bit carried away in the bathroom...and getting caught *100

I'd go in more detail, but I'll keep this as clean as possible
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Unread October 20th, 2004, 03:21 AM   #11
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Let's see ... embarrassing? Hmm. *thinks* I haven't really been sexually active long enough to have garnered that much in the way of embarrassing stories, but ...

I think to this point the most embarrassing one, and this may or may not count as a sex story depending on perspective, happened when my bf, gf, and I were at a bdsm club. This club has a number of loaner toys, floggers and canes and things, and they have them set out where people can get at them easily.

There were some we hadn't noticed there before, a bunch of really nice, well-crafted floggers of a style I hadn't seen before. So, pick one up, I get on one of the benches, and we try it out. Felt really nice, like a deep massage. And, just as I was getting into it--I'd had trouble getting into the right headspace all night--someone comes up behind us and says, very loudly, "Excuse me. That's mine."

We apologised profusely and handed him back the flogger, but were all embarrassed, even though there was absolutely no way to tell that they weren't from the club's collection. The guy's attitude sucked majorly, too; didn't acknowledge the apologies, just stomped off all furious.

Makes me a little uneasy about public play in the future, but, ah well ...
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Hmm well I live in a dorm so....we're subject to things that happen in the dorm. My boyfriend and I were in the act and well, were pretty close to the end when the fire alarm went off. The fire alarms have annoying strobe lights and so I couldn't really see so I just threw my pj pants on and my jacket (no undies) and we ran outside promising to finish as soon as they let us back in.

Except this wasn't a drill...they kicked us out of the dorm for 3 hours for a fire estinguisher in the stairwell....

So I sat sans underwear in the cafe for 3 hours with my boyfriend and lots of sexual tension.
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Unread October 29th, 2004, 01:55 AM   #13
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At least you didn't go out there with a bathrobe on
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Unread October 29th, 2004, 02:31 AM   #14
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At least you didn't go out there with a bathrobe on and then play frisbee.

Okay so nothing actually embarrassing happened from that but don't play frisbee when you're only wearing a bathrobe. Really.
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